Mix and Match Monday

According to the interwebs today should be Man Crush Monday or #mcm. But today on Fits of Wit it’s Mix & Match Monday. That doesn’t mean I still can’t give you a taste of a manly man completely worthy of being crushed upon… But this post isn’t about silver foxes or crushes. I’ve been contacted by…

Whore Next Door

Weekend mornings are for sex.This may not be the case for every couple but for my husband and I who both work 8-5 Monday through Friday, it’s a ritual. On weekdays, after-work sex is occasionally welcomed but it’s sometimes rushed as we’re anxious to go workout, write, or perform other obligatory adult responsibilities after. Weekend fornicating…

Step Aside, Robins. This is the REAL Sign of Spring.

Spring is around the corner! How do I know? Well, I could talk about how the snow in my area has been melting. The temperature is FINALLY above 30 degrees! Or it could be that I spotted a Robin the other day. Everyone knows that seeing a Robin is the first sign of spring, right? WRONG.…

Just Girly Things for Women Who Keep it REAL

Every once in a while people ask me what my ultimate goal is with my blog. Do I want to write a book one day? Or is it just a receptacle for all the insane shit that fills my noggin? Both are true. However, what I REALLY want to do more than anything is be a part of Justgirlythings. What is Justgirlythings…

Valentine’s Day Tips from a Laid-Back Chick

Valentine’s Day is this Saturday and I admit I’m not the type of girl Hallmark and florists cater to. When it comes to flowers I prefer buying my own year round to decorate the kitchen table. I despise lilies and cringe at generic red roses. I enjoy a medley of  chocolates packaged in pretty red hearts ONLY if they…

How to Refurbish Picture Frames like a BOSS

1. Channel your inner Macklemore First things first. You need to find frames. Yardsales, Goodwill, “borrowing” from your grandparents… Look for picture frames that are the desired size you’re looking for. Only one in your size has Justin Beiber lyrics all over it? NOT A PROBLEM. That’s what paint is for. Thrifting frames saves you tons of money and lets you design…